Uncontrollable urges

I need my fix man!
Addiction is horrible
Damn you PS3!!!

Holiday spirit

Happy Hannukah!
Merry Christmas? Sure, why not.
And happy New Year!

10 out of 10!

Curiosity.
You know what they say, don't you?
Stuck the Mars landing!!!

A suit for your birthday

Prepping for The Burn
Just one important question
How much skin to show

Rumpshaker

Oh Sir Mix-a-Lot
Your rhymes truly inspire me
That baby got back!

So cool it hurts

Andrew Bird concert
All dudes have beards and glasses
I'm in Hipster Town

Rovio, oh Rovio, wherefore art thou, Rovio?

Why are they angry?
These birds don't make any sense.
Pigs stole their eggs? Oh.

Happy birthday!

Independence Day
Fireworks and hamburgers
Let's hope for clear skies

Los Reyes

Wow. Three in a row.
Espagne beat Italia.
Arrivederci!

Farewell, my friend

The very last day
Get all the foie that you can
MY liver is stuffed

Resistance is futile

Riding on the train
Hot chick sitting next to me
Must. Not. Stare. At. Boobs.

Uh oh

Walking down the street
Suddenly, tragedy struck
I forgot my keys